Polar Bear.
I woke up this morning pretty late, once I finally slithered my way out from underneath the sheets I went right to my computer to check on some downloads and gaming sites. It never really hit me that I was complete in my full-time studies at University. I sat there on my computer looking up useless info with the same guilt that I felt when I did this act when I was suppose to be doing work or studying. I finally got dressed though and went about my day hanging out with the roomates on the porch, soaking in the sun, talking with the neighbours next door about the summer, throwing a lone rock at our roof where a bird made a nest in a hole. It felt so good to be done.
I remained there on my spinning chair on the porch, the same chair that I used in my 4th year of university with the rip in the cushion. Watching the sunset over the creepy apartment buildings one last time. My eyes strained underneath my oakley shades. People walked by on the sidewalk, glancing up at our house with the trash all around it. When the sun dipped down and the evening sky appeared, I walked back inside to chat online to see what's going on for tonight.
Apparently everyone is going out to the Rooster tonight, that should be fun. I see what Adam is doing and he said he's going with his soccer buddies, so I ask Kelly and he mysteriously says he'll meet me there. Hmm. Kristen messages me but obviously I cannot go right with her cause she broke up with Adam, even though Adam says it's ok. I told her I'd meet her there. Before Adam left he told me to come to his room. Inside he poured two polar bear shots, vodka and creme de mint. Cheers. He left for his party and I got ready and walked to the bar alone. When I arrive at around 23:30 hours I notice that there is no line up. Which is shocking. I go up to my roommate Cedric and say "Hey man can you do me a favour?"
"Umm sure what?"
"Can you get me in to skip the line?"
He gives me a unique Cedric look of disapprovable for the joke and goes "Get in there."
I went in paid cover and looked around, Kristen waves at me near the bar. I went up to her and her friends Stef and Heather. We all stand in a circle and share some laughs. A couple of the are itchin' to dance, but Heather does not want to cause she apparently cannot dance. But regardless I lead them all to the dance floor to enjoy some tunes. He plays some old 90s rap which is really nice like Shoop by Salt N' Pepa, This Is How We Do It by Montell, No Diggity and so on. I look to my left and I notice some dude break dancing on the little platform leading up to the stage. He's pulling off some pretty ill moves. I look up on the platform and these two girls wearing skin tight tank tops start dancing like you would see in hip hop videos. They are really petite though, both wearing baseball caps. I look around the room and a bunch of girls are impersonating them with dumb looks on their faces. Yeah be a hating bitch, I don't see you dancing. Jealous ass girls. Girls are funny that way. I dance with Kristen for a bit until Adam takes over. It gets really awkward now cause I know they broke up, but what the hell is going on here?
Karem takes a photo of us on the dance floor and goes about his way. I get another beer and drink it pretty fast. As I'm standing their enjoying the music all I could think about is pizza. That delicious feta cheese pizza with spinach and leek. I told Kristen I couldn't take it anymore and I need to get the pizza. So I leave the bar early. When I get out on the sidewalk in front of the club I notice the line up has gotten quite larger than when I entered. By 100% in fact. Cedric lets a couple people in since I came out. All of a sudden Tammy stumbles my way. "Woah, Tammy hey" I said holding her up.
"I got kicked out." She said in a drunken voice.
I laugh, "Oh geez Tammy."
"They wouldn't even let me get my coat."
"What? Seriously?"
I look up and see Brian talking with Cedric, meanwhile Tammy is calling someone on her phone.
"Yeah Adam is going to get it for me though?"
What? Why is Adam getting it for her? I hold her up again cause she was about to fall down. These dudes come out of the club with her jacket and wisk her away. Weird. I look around the corner and everything seems fine so I went on my way to get a pizza.
When I arrive at Night Kitchen the usual unique music is playing and these two hot girls are serving up some pizza. This one girl especially look so pretty, hair a dirty blonde without and dye in it, tied back, and a very pleasent face. I wait in a long line up to get a slice. Some people butt in front too, adding to my frustration for waiting. When I finally get up there I get my feta cheese, leek and spinach pizza. They warm it up and return it to me. I eat it right off the paper plate while I'm walking home. As I'm walking down Alymer street this guy walks past me and says: "Hey, where did you get that pizza?"
"Right across the street, Night Kitchen."
"Thanks man." He said and went towards where I was pointing. It made me smile because he is in for quite a surprise when he first tastes this wonderful pizza. He has no idea what he's in for.
When I get home I went right upstairs to my room and sat back listening to some tunes by myself and chatting online. This huge crash is heard outside on my porch and I freak out. I run downstairs and put on my shoes and grab the detached table leg as a weapon figure it some punk kids messing around. I flung open the door with table leg in hand and see Kristen. "Man what the fuck are you doing out here?" I said.
Adam in his usual drunken sloppy voice tried to explain something about the snow shovel being in the wrong place. Fucking tool.
"I was nearly about to crack you skull retard what the hell is the matter with you."
"Hey guy!" He says with a smile. Kristen walks in too and then they both go upstairs. I return to my seat on the computer and notice that Kristen is messaging me online. What the?
Kristen says:
hey can you get kristen
Matthew says:
one sec
Kristen says:
thank you
Matthew says:
hmm she is in my roomate's room and the door is closed
Kristen says:
i'm coming over right now
Matthew says:
hey wait
Matthew says:
I checked with my roomate
Kristen says:
what
Matthew says:
she didn't come over
I figured out by myself that this must be her retard roommate Dave, who was a boyfriend for like 15 years. He has some sort of complex where he thinks they are still together even though it hasn't been the case for months. He also wants to kick Adam's ass apparently. You may remember me talking about this guy in a previous post where he threw a hissy fit. Yeah the same guy. I went over and knocked on the door to warn them hoping I got to them before any night activity started happening. "Hey guys, sorry to bug ya, but someone is messaging me from Kristen's computer... I think it's Dave, he's saying he might come over."
Silence.
"What the fuck?!" I hear inside the room. "You got the be fucking kidding me!" It's Kristen.
They open the door and get changed and ask me what's going on, so I lead them to my computer. Adam starts yelling "Tell him to come over, I'll fucking fight him." Kristen phone is ringing but she's not answering it. I guess it's up to me.
I tell her not to answer her phone yet and told Adam not to go online and not to get this guy to come over. I talk to Dave online:
Matthew says:
adam said she's at miras or something
Kristen says:
just tell her i'm coming over
Matthew says:
buddy she's not here
Kristen says:
tell adam i'm coming over
Matthew says:
but no one is here, adam is drunk in his bed
Kristen says:
thats bull shit
Kristen says:
i just wanna talk to her
Matthew says:
look man don't talk like that to me
Maybe this fucker should come over... then again I realize I am essentially lying to him... but still he should be nicer.
Kristen says:
i'm sorry
Matthew says:
I have no part in this don't bug me about it
Matthew says:
just chill out, and figure things out tomorrow, she's not here
Matthew says:
don't come over and cause trouble
Kristen says:
i don't wanna cause trouble
Kristen says:
can you tell adam i just wanna talk for real
Matthew says:
he's like passed out pretty much, you can talk to him tomorrow, leave me your cell number
Kristen says:
no don't lie
Matthew says:
man, stop calling me a liar
Meanwhile while I'm typing this Kristen is yellin on the phone downstairs pacing from the very end of the kitchen all the way to the front door, back and forth. Adam is continuing to tell me to tell Dave to come over. I sent him to his room and told him to not go online and stay there til she's off the phone.
I finally stop talking to Dave cause Kristen called him and he apologized a couple more times and finally I was able to get some sleep. That could have been a messy night.
I remained there on my spinning chair on the porch, the same chair that I used in my 4th year of university with the rip in the cushion. Watching the sunset over the creepy apartment buildings one last time. My eyes strained underneath my oakley shades. People walked by on the sidewalk, glancing up at our house with the trash all around it. When the sun dipped down and the evening sky appeared, I walked back inside to chat online to see what's going on for tonight.
Apparently everyone is going out to the Rooster tonight, that should be fun. I see what Adam is doing and he said he's going with his soccer buddies, so I ask Kelly and he mysteriously says he'll meet me there. Hmm. Kristen messages me but obviously I cannot go right with her cause she broke up with Adam, even though Adam says it's ok. I told her I'd meet her there. Before Adam left he told me to come to his room. Inside he poured two polar bear shots, vodka and creme de mint. Cheers. He left for his party and I got ready and walked to the bar alone. When I arrive at around 23:30 hours I notice that there is no line up. Which is shocking. I go up to my roommate Cedric and say "Hey man can you do me a favour?"
"Umm sure what?"
"Can you get me in to skip the line?"
He gives me a unique Cedric look of disapprovable for the joke and goes "Get in there."
I went in paid cover and looked around, Kristen waves at me near the bar. I went up to her and her friends Stef and Heather. We all stand in a circle and share some laughs. A couple of the are itchin' to dance, but Heather does not want to cause she apparently cannot dance. But regardless I lead them all to the dance floor to enjoy some tunes. He plays some old 90s rap which is really nice like Shoop by Salt N' Pepa, This Is How We Do It by Montell, No Diggity and so on. I look to my left and I notice some dude break dancing on the little platform leading up to the stage. He's pulling off some pretty ill moves. I look up on the platform and these two girls wearing skin tight tank tops start dancing like you would see in hip hop videos. They are really petite though, both wearing baseball caps. I look around the room and a bunch of girls are impersonating them with dumb looks on their faces. Yeah be a hating bitch, I don't see you dancing. Jealous ass girls. Girls are funny that way. I dance with Kristen for a bit until Adam takes over. It gets really awkward now cause I know they broke up, but what the hell is going on here?
Karem takes a photo of us on the dance floor and goes about his way. I get another beer and drink it pretty fast. As I'm standing their enjoying the music all I could think about is pizza. That delicious feta cheese pizza with spinach and leek. I told Kristen I couldn't take it anymore and I need to get the pizza. So I leave the bar early. When I get out on the sidewalk in front of the club I notice the line up has gotten quite larger than when I entered. By 100% in fact. Cedric lets a couple people in since I came out. All of a sudden Tammy stumbles my way. "Woah, Tammy hey" I said holding her up.
"I got kicked out." She said in a drunken voice.
I laugh, "Oh geez Tammy."
"They wouldn't even let me get my coat."
"What? Seriously?"
I look up and see Brian talking with Cedric, meanwhile Tammy is calling someone on her phone.
"Yeah Adam is going to get it for me though?"
What? Why is Adam getting it for her? I hold her up again cause she was about to fall down. These dudes come out of the club with her jacket and wisk her away. Weird. I look around the corner and everything seems fine so I went on my way to get a pizza.
When I arrive at Night Kitchen the usual unique music is playing and these two hot girls are serving up some pizza. This one girl especially look so pretty, hair a dirty blonde without and dye in it, tied back, and a very pleasent face. I wait in a long line up to get a slice. Some people butt in front too, adding to my frustration for waiting. When I finally get up there I get my feta cheese, leek and spinach pizza. They warm it up and return it to me. I eat it right off the paper plate while I'm walking home. As I'm walking down Alymer street this guy walks past me and says: "Hey, where did you get that pizza?"
"Right across the street, Night Kitchen."
"Thanks man." He said and went towards where I was pointing. It made me smile because he is in for quite a surprise when he first tastes this wonderful pizza. He has no idea what he's in for.
When I get home I went right upstairs to my room and sat back listening to some tunes by myself and chatting online. This huge crash is heard outside on my porch and I freak out. I run downstairs and put on my shoes and grab the detached table leg as a weapon figure it some punk kids messing around. I flung open the door with table leg in hand and see Kristen. "Man what the fuck are you doing out here?" I said.
Adam in his usual drunken sloppy voice tried to explain something about the snow shovel being in the wrong place. Fucking tool.
"I was nearly about to crack you skull retard what the hell is the matter with you."
"Hey guy!" He says with a smile. Kristen walks in too and then they both go upstairs. I return to my seat on the computer and notice that Kristen is messaging me online. What the?
Kristen says:
hey can you get kristen
Matthew says:
one sec
Kristen says:
thank you
Matthew says:
hmm she is in my roomate's room and the door is closed
Kristen says:
i'm coming over right now
Matthew says:
hey wait
Matthew says:
I checked with my roomate
Kristen says:
what
Matthew says:
she didn't come over
I figured out by myself that this must be her retard roommate Dave, who was a boyfriend for like 15 years. He has some sort of complex where he thinks they are still together even though it hasn't been the case for months. He also wants to kick Adam's ass apparently. You may remember me talking about this guy in a previous post where he threw a hissy fit. Yeah the same guy. I went over and knocked on the door to warn them hoping I got to them before any night activity started happening. "Hey guys, sorry to bug ya, but someone is messaging me from Kristen's computer... I think it's Dave, he's saying he might come over."
Silence.
"What the fuck?!" I hear inside the room. "You got the be fucking kidding me!" It's Kristen.
They open the door and get changed and ask me what's going on, so I lead them to my computer. Adam starts yelling "Tell him to come over, I'll fucking fight him." Kristen phone is ringing but she's not answering it. I guess it's up to me.
I tell her not to answer her phone yet and told Adam not to go online and not to get this guy to come over. I talk to Dave online:
Matthew says:
adam said she's at miras or something
Kristen says:
just tell her i'm coming over
Matthew says:
buddy she's not here
Kristen says:
tell adam i'm coming over
Matthew says:
but no one is here, adam is drunk in his bed
Kristen says:
thats bull shit
Kristen says:
i just wanna talk to her
Matthew says:
look man don't talk like that to me
Maybe this fucker should come over... then again I realize I am essentially lying to him... but still he should be nicer.
Kristen says:
i'm sorry
Matthew says:
I have no part in this don't bug me about it
Matthew says:
just chill out, and figure things out tomorrow, she's not here
Matthew says:
don't come over and cause trouble
Kristen says:
i don't wanna cause trouble
Kristen says:
can you tell adam i just wanna talk for real
Matthew says:
he's like passed out pretty much, you can talk to him tomorrow, leave me your cell number
Kristen says:
no don't lie
Matthew says:
man, stop calling me a liar
Meanwhile while I'm typing this Kristen is yellin on the phone downstairs pacing from the very end of the kitchen all the way to the front door, back and forth. Adam is continuing to tell me to tell Dave to come over. I sent him to his room and told him to not go online and stay there til she's off the phone.
I finally stop talking to Dave cause Kristen called him and he apologized a couple more times and finally I was able to get some sleep. That could have been a messy night.
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