Slim Fast.
The Plan That Went Wrong.
It's Tuesday (April 11th) right now as I type this out, I kinda just started to start entries and save the drafts and finish them off later. It's been really hard to sit here and write when I could be doing other important things like sitting here reading up on useless information while chatting with people. I felt so artificial this morning when I was waking up. My skin felt like it did not belong on me, and my movements felt sluggest and unresponsive. I was sitting here listening to some music and reading up on stupid dating web articles and then I look to my left and Rory is walking towards me. "Oh... my... God." I said stunned. What the fuck is he doing here? I was instantantly exstatic. Way back in Novemeber, if you remember reading my old blog, Rory stayed with us for a about a month and he was one of the coolest guys ever. We had some chat and he had to go right soon back to Belleville. But anyways this is my accounting of my Friday and Saturday, the 7th and 8th respectivitly.
Friday.
Originally Rob and I planned to eat nothing all day and just drink Slim Fast drinks before going to campus. Once we got on campus we were going to just get shit faced on beers. However this all changed, it was almost noon time and Rob still did not wake up yet. I was sitting on my computer watching the rain come down asking people if dionysus is still going to happen. Ends up it is, but I had an assignment that didn't get done in time for me to be able to head out there. So we all stayed in. After finishing my assignment for 15:00 hours, we head out to get some beverage for tonight. At the LCBO Rob decides that he is going to just get some beer. I get a bottle of [yellow tail] red cabernet. At the beer store he walks in and gets a 12 of Lakeport honey.
We stop into No Frills after the beer store and get some groceries. Rob and I are trying to decide upon sharing Pizza. "We can get this big one here for three bucks, or two of these for five." I ponder at the pizzas. "How about this?" I point to a rectangle pizza. "Naw." Rob says and continues to ponder about the two pizzas. I look down below in the pits of the freezing displays. Six pizzas in a bag for $8.99. I pick it up "We're getting this, three pizzas each." Rob nods and we continue our shopping.
Getting back home I sit in the back and open up a 500ml chocolate milk that I bought with some cheese bread. I break off some for Rob and tell Adam that he can't have any. I take a sip of the chocolate milk and look at the expirary date. April 3rd... It was the fifth right now. I swallow the horrible tasting substance cause I was in the car and give it Rob. "Man I think they sold me bad milk. Take a sip." I said, and he does and instantly gags. He tries to give it back to me and I say "No man, throw it out the window." He rolls down his window and as we drive down MacDonnell street he tosses it to the sidewalk. The carton makes a thud on the cement and tumbles to the grass beyond the sidewalk spilling it's guts everywhere. We laugh.
Once we get home I cook up a couple pizzas for Rob and I. I open the bottle of wine and pour a glass and put the rest in the fridge for later. It tastes wonderful, the fruity smell and not so bitter taste is very welcoming. We eat our pizzas while watching TV. Afterwards we head up to Robs loft and I take the rest of the bottle of wine with me and continue to drink it. After about half way I stopped bothering to smell the wine cause I was use to it and feeling fairly buzzed. Kelly and Tammy eventually came over and so we're all listening to some music and having a good time. At one point in the night I'm having one of Robs beers and Kelly tackles Adam to the foam couch in Robs room. I hop onto Kellys back with the beer in my hand. Kelly rises up with me still on him and I come crashing down onto the couch. As I land with beer still in my hand it geysers up towards the ceiling and spashes all over me and people around me. "What the hell Kelly?!" I exclaim while laughing. I go downstairs and change my shirt. Nancy comes over too and after chilling upstairs with us for a bit drives us to the Rooster.
Nancy goes down an alley way downtown into this creepy parking lot surrounded by buildings. The low lighting and sweating bricks added to the effect and we all go up to the line up at the Rooster. Of course Ced is working at the door so we see if it's possible to skip the line. He tells us that his manager is lurking about so we wait in line up for a bit. The line is not moving and our old friend Zaf comes into the line with us for a bit, and we're there with Cathy too. So we're all laughing and joking around. All of a sudden that same peice of shit, who you may remember I wanted to throw off the stage that one time butts in front of us with some girl. "Rob watch this." I said. I sucked in all the saliva in my mouth and made an audible spit sound and flung my spit towards the guy. The foamy saliva stretches and lands on the shoulder of the girl's coat. Rob starts laughing uncontrollably. I'm kinda chuckling and shushing him. "What did you do?" Nancy ask. I shushed her laughing. "No, what did you do?" She asked again. I couldn't stop laughing and then she saw it. No one else noticed though and Cedric gave us the signal to go in. We leave our place in line and walk into the bar.
Inside I get a Corona and start to bounce around. I get up on the stage wearing my blazer and jeans. I dance with Cathy and Nancy for a bit and Nancy keeps going over to Kelly. What is the friggin' facination with that guy? I run into my neighbour Allen who is just as trashed as I am. Continuing to dance I also run into Tim, Rob and Adams kickboxing coach. We all stay for a bit long and decide to leave around 2:30am. I go outside and wait around with Cathy and Kelly talking to Cedric. I noticed that Rob hasn't come out yet with the guys so I asked Ced if he's seen him. "Oh Rob? He left a while ago man." I curse and walk with Kelly and Cathy back home. I finally get in and start making a pizza. After it's done I sit down to eat it and the rest of the gang comes in and tell me that they all went to Night Kitchen and got slices from Tim. I slice my pizza in half and Rob asks if he could have half of it. I said sure and start to take a slice. "Woah man, you're taking the bigger half!" He says. I told him they were the same, but I really wasn't sure. Afterwards I crawled upstairs and layed on the floor in the upstairs hallway. Adam and Kristen tell me to get up and get to bed so I crawl on my back towards my room and they try to lift me up. I have a huge smile on my face and I just give up on the floor underneath my computer chair.
"Do you want a pillow buddy?" Adam asked. I say no but he gets me mine anyways and so I grin and start to fall asleep. "Want a blanket?" He asked. I said for him to pass me a sweater and I layed it on top of me and he turned out the lights and walked away. The grin never left my face as I layed there in the most comfortable state known to man.
I eventually woke up and went to my bed.
Ok folks, took a while to get this up and so I'll briefly say that Saturday wasn't anything too special, went to Junction at night and walked Kristen home to Adam. In the morning I told Rob that I couldn't believe about heckling me about taking the bigger slice of the pizza when he already got pizza and I cooked this one. We all laughed.
And now you know the rest of the story.
It's Tuesday (April 11th) right now as I type this out, I kinda just started to start entries and save the drafts and finish them off later. It's been really hard to sit here and write when I could be doing other important things like sitting here reading up on useless information while chatting with people. I felt so artificial this morning when I was waking up. My skin felt like it did not belong on me, and my movements felt sluggest and unresponsive. I was sitting here listening to some music and reading up on stupid dating web articles and then I look to my left and Rory is walking towards me. "Oh... my... God." I said stunned. What the fuck is he doing here? I was instantantly exstatic. Way back in Novemeber, if you remember reading my old blog, Rory stayed with us for a about a month and he was one of the coolest guys ever. We had some chat and he had to go right soon back to Belleville. But anyways this is my accounting of my Friday and Saturday, the 7th and 8th respectivitly.
Friday.
Originally Rob and I planned to eat nothing all day and just drink Slim Fast drinks before going to campus. Once we got on campus we were going to just get shit faced on beers. However this all changed, it was almost noon time and Rob still did not wake up yet. I was sitting on my computer watching the rain come down asking people if dionysus is still going to happen. Ends up it is, but I had an assignment that didn't get done in time for me to be able to head out there. So we all stayed in. After finishing my assignment for 15:00 hours, we head out to get some beverage for tonight. At the LCBO Rob decides that he is going to just get some beer. I get a bottle of [yellow tail] red cabernet. At the beer store he walks in and gets a 12 of Lakeport honey.
We stop into No Frills after the beer store and get some groceries. Rob and I are trying to decide upon sharing Pizza. "We can get this big one here for three bucks, or two of these for five." I ponder at the pizzas. "How about this?" I point to a rectangle pizza. "Naw." Rob says and continues to ponder about the two pizzas. I look down below in the pits of the freezing displays. Six pizzas in a bag for $8.99. I pick it up "We're getting this, three pizzas each." Rob nods and we continue our shopping.
Getting back home I sit in the back and open up a 500ml chocolate milk that I bought with some cheese bread. I break off some for Rob and tell Adam that he can't have any. I take a sip of the chocolate milk and look at the expirary date. April 3rd... It was the fifth right now. I swallow the horrible tasting substance cause I was in the car and give it Rob. "Man I think they sold me bad milk. Take a sip." I said, and he does and instantly gags. He tries to give it back to me and I say "No man, throw it out the window." He rolls down his window and as we drive down MacDonnell street he tosses it to the sidewalk. The carton makes a thud on the cement and tumbles to the grass beyond the sidewalk spilling it's guts everywhere. We laugh.
Once we get home I cook up a couple pizzas for Rob and I. I open the bottle of wine and pour a glass and put the rest in the fridge for later. It tastes wonderful, the fruity smell and not so bitter taste is very welcoming. We eat our pizzas while watching TV. Afterwards we head up to Robs loft and I take the rest of the bottle of wine with me and continue to drink it. After about half way I stopped bothering to smell the wine cause I was use to it and feeling fairly buzzed. Kelly and Tammy eventually came over and so we're all listening to some music and having a good time. At one point in the night I'm having one of Robs beers and Kelly tackles Adam to the foam couch in Robs room. I hop onto Kellys back with the beer in my hand. Kelly rises up with me still on him and I come crashing down onto the couch. As I land with beer still in my hand it geysers up towards the ceiling and spashes all over me and people around me. "What the hell Kelly?!" I exclaim while laughing. I go downstairs and change my shirt. Nancy comes over too and after chilling upstairs with us for a bit drives us to the Rooster.
Nancy goes down an alley way downtown into this creepy parking lot surrounded by buildings. The low lighting and sweating bricks added to the effect and we all go up to the line up at the Rooster. Of course Ced is working at the door so we see if it's possible to skip the line. He tells us that his manager is lurking about so we wait in line up for a bit. The line is not moving and our old friend Zaf comes into the line with us for a bit, and we're there with Cathy too. So we're all laughing and joking around. All of a sudden that same peice of shit, who you may remember I wanted to throw off the stage that one time butts in front of us with some girl. "Rob watch this." I said. I sucked in all the saliva in my mouth and made an audible spit sound and flung my spit towards the guy. The foamy saliva stretches and lands on the shoulder of the girl's coat. Rob starts laughing uncontrollably. I'm kinda chuckling and shushing him. "What did you do?" Nancy ask. I shushed her laughing. "No, what did you do?" She asked again. I couldn't stop laughing and then she saw it. No one else noticed though and Cedric gave us the signal to go in. We leave our place in line and walk into the bar.
Inside I get a Corona and start to bounce around. I get up on the stage wearing my blazer and jeans. I dance with Cathy and Nancy for a bit and Nancy keeps going over to Kelly. What is the friggin' facination with that guy? I run into my neighbour Allen who is just as trashed as I am. Continuing to dance I also run into Tim, Rob and Adams kickboxing coach. We all stay for a bit long and decide to leave around 2:30am. I go outside and wait around with Cathy and Kelly talking to Cedric. I noticed that Rob hasn't come out yet with the guys so I asked Ced if he's seen him. "Oh Rob? He left a while ago man." I curse and walk with Kelly and Cathy back home. I finally get in and start making a pizza. After it's done I sit down to eat it and the rest of the gang comes in and tell me that they all went to Night Kitchen and got slices from Tim. I slice my pizza in half and Rob asks if he could have half of it. I said sure and start to take a slice. "Woah man, you're taking the bigger half!" He says. I told him they were the same, but I really wasn't sure. Afterwards I crawled upstairs and layed on the floor in the upstairs hallway. Adam and Kristen tell me to get up and get to bed so I crawl on my back towards my room and they try to lift me up. I have a huge smile on my face and I just give up on the floor underneath my computer chair.
"Do you want a pillow buddy?" Adam asked. I say no but he gets me mine anyways and so I grin and start to fall asleep. "Want a blanket?" He asked. I said for him to pass me a sweater and I layed it on top of me and he turned out the lights and walked away. The grin never left my face as I layed there in the most comfortable state known to man.
I eventually woke up and went to my bed.
Ok folks, took a while to get this up and so I'll briefly say that Saturday wasn't anything too special, went to Junction at night and walked Kristen home to Adam. In the morning I told Rob that I couldn't believe about heckling me about taking the bigger slice of the pizza when he already got pizza and I cooked this one. We all laughed.
And now you know the rest of the story.
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